今日不宜出行吗？
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>我出去干个活也神叨叨的。</p><p>上午从烟台站上火车，安检的时候，那个小美女在我身上一顿狂扫，啥也没扫出来，就盯上我的钥匙包了，非要我打开看看里面有没有刀。<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_2.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="18" data-smilie-id="18" /></p><p>打开看了，啥也没有，让走了。</p><p>从客户那出来，打个网约车，第1次遇到师傅这么问。一上车我就报手机号，也没问我手机号，直接就问是特惠快车吗？</p><p>我还真没看，反正几个选项都勾选了。</p><p>司机说我是特惠快车，然后指桑骂槐的把滴滴全家骂了个遍<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_28.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="38" data-smilie-id="38" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_28.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="38" data-smilie-id="38" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_28.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="38" data-smilie-id="38" /></p><p>进站安检。又被拦下了。</p><p>X光机的小妹子说，先生，你的包里有一把小刀。</p><p>我说你没问题吧，我从烟台安检过来的，好好的回去以后包里就多把刀了？</p><p>然后小姑娘跟我说是有一把刀。</p><p>我说我赶车，你觉得有问题，你就赶紧开包验，不要浪费我的时间。</p><p>然后她又跟我说，先生没问题了，你可以走了<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_28.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="38" data-smilie-id="38" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_28.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="38" data-smilie-id="38" /></p><p>上来以后我百思不得其解。把我包里面认为可能是刀的东西拿出来拍照一下。</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251119144558front2_0_478185_FpSwUzhDKW2dTIApMpdMusAyAL_5.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="3024" height="4032" data-qf-origin="forum/20251119144558front2_0_478185_FpSwUzhDKW2dTIApMpdMusAyAL_5.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" data-qf-thumb="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251119144558front2_0_478185_FpSwUzhDKW2dTIApMpdMusAyAL_5.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1080|watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" data-qf-thumb-origin="forum/20251119144558front2_0_478185_FpSwUzhDKW2dTIApMpdMusAyAL_5.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1080|watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>一个便携打气筒，一把螺丝刀，你什么眼神呀<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_5.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="15" data-smilie-id="15" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_5.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="15" data-smilie-id="15" /></p><p>这都不是问题，正当我以为我可以很快上火车睡个觉的时候。</p><p class="empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20251119144656front2_0_478185_Fgu2VM8BmWNv7le62OTYF1kWBTLG.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="1024" height="768" data-qf-origin="forum/20251119144656front2_0_478185_Fgu2VM8BmWNv7le62OTYF1kWBTLG.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOe6quW_temAneWOuw==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>天啦噜，你没毛病吧，济南到烟台的车怎么会晚点两个多小时啊？两个多小时从济南就开到烟台了呀，还是哪个地方又发生了什么重大事情？</p><p> </p> <!----></div> 原来如此螺丝刀 螺丝刀能带上火车吗 行云何处去 发表于 2025-11-19 17:32
螺丝刀能带上火车吗
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